Trump Caught with Coke Bottle, Biden’s $2 Trillion Plan: Late Night’s News of the Week

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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 12.
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  1. Robert Bruce
    Robert Bruce
    17 օր առաջ

    Seth & John Oliver's New roadshow should be called: Bubble & Squeek !

  2. Robert Bruce
    Robert Bruce
    17 օր առաջ

    Ally Hoard's 🔮🚤🔮 Joke... EPIC!

  3. Stanford Lee
    Stanford Lee
    22 օր առաջ

    Miller's time...!!!

  4. Stanford Lee
    Stanford Lee
    22 օր առաջ

    You look so skinny right now. ...seth...!!

  5. EdwoodCA
    EdwoodCA
    24 օր առաջ

    5:55 *revorse* mortgage, haha! I'm here from his 'Digital Exclusive' segment called "Corrections" where they cover this mispronunciation! "Digital Exclusive" is a fancy word for: "Not good enough for television" amget.info/have/iIFplqucy6PRlZ4/video.html

  6. the stray cat
    the stray cat
    25 օր առաջ

    2:20 this reminded me of that episode of Fraser where he got taken off the air and a Vary small group protested it

  7. Feywildheart
    Feywildheart
    26 օր առաջ

    I still can't believe that there were over 400 racial slurs that COULD be banned from scrabble. Humans are dicks.

  8. Kalevi Savolainen
    Kalevi Savolainen
    27 օր առաջ

    amget.info/have/qmhivaN7yYKmfIw/video.html

  9. Gina Berry
    Gina Berry
    27 օր առաջ

    What, they still haven't put him in the ground yet? There wasn't that much of him left when he was alive! Best get to it.

  10. chrisleneil
    chrisleneil
    27 օր առաջ

    I’m an atheist, & he’s not wrong!

  11. Musashi
    Musashi
    27 օր առաջ

    tango and cashless! #nailedit

  12. Gwin Willis
    Gwin Willis
    27 օր առաջ

    hello friends

  13. Marsha Glidewell
    Marsha Glidewell
    28 օր առաջ

    Bfd

  14. Conny Bartels
    Conny Bartels
    28 օր առաջ

    Drumpf addicted to his Diet Coke. 😆😆

  15. Mister Mack
    Mister Mack
    28 օր առաջ

    Am I not high enough for this to be funny?

  16. merry hunt
    merry hunt
    28 օր առաջ

    Your joke about Ted Cruz gave me my first laugh of the day.

  17. Bob Holowenko
    Bob Holowenko
    28 օր առաջ

    I watched this on my phone at the dinner table...

  18. C Gotz
    C Gotz
    28 օր առաջ

    7 12 boooooooo

  19. wreckcelsior
    wreckcelsior
    28 օր առաջ

    Poor Ian.. the robot is reading his jokes and barely getting any human cadence to them.

  20. wreckcelsior
    wreckcelsior
    28 օր առաջ

    pleasestopreadinglikearobotSethtakeabreathphrasologist.

  21. wes s
    wes s
    28 օր առաջ

    Tip for comedians: don't draw more attention to, laugh at it yourself, or keep discussing longer than 0 seconds, a "bad joke" as Seth just did - and he then de-whines about it.

  22. albatra0z_ovaries
    albatra0z_ovaries
    28 օր առաջ

    can you please not spread misinformation about how reproduction works? female genitalia is already regarded as mystical, please don’t perpetuate lies about our bodies and make us even more alien sounding.

  23. Scott
    Scott
    28 օր առաջ

    The other 364 days are "[Atheists will] tell you anyway" days? I don't believe it.

  24. matthew thornton
    matthew thornton
    28 օր առաջ

    Seth Meyers up Trump's and the Republicans butt again. Meyers lays in bed at night fantasizing about Trump

  25. Jacqui H.
    Jacqui H.
    28 օր առաջ

    Hehe it’s funny how he calls out his writers

  26. TheGreeny490
    TheGreeny490
    29 օր առաջ

    8:27 wtf only 52%

  27. Sux in
    Sux in
    29 օր առաջ

    joke sucks

  28. Zealotes the Aussie
    Zealotes the Aussie
    29 օր առաջ

    So anyways, it was winter in Korea Hollywood Hills. Nurse Hotlips Houlihan-Washington came in with Nurse Bunny Swan. Nurse Houlihan-Washington’s mother had sent over some freshly made biscuits and gravy and chittlins and such from Fulton Mall Brooklyn Soul Food Inc. A favourite dish there. Bunny Swan had come to do Winchester-Rifle’s nails a lovely Northwestern purple shade with glitter. Winchester asked her what the latest camp gossip was, and she said “I tell you every ting!” Hotlips told us that General Toxic-Bloom-Bergen was gonna run for President, so he was selling his 45,000 properties in Downtown Brooklyn to pay for his campaign, which meant driving away 80,000 people who had lived there for forty years to live in Portland Oregon, where their only employment could be selling free trade bespoke coffee in hipster cafes, or selling street poetry to 75 year old hippies. Hotlips offered me and Hawkeye Myers some chittlins, but I can’t eat nuthin’ something’s been thinking with….ya feel me? I might vote Obama, but there’s a limit to bonding with a brother. You know this! We were at the bottom, but now we at the top bro!! So anyways, Hawkeye thinks he’s Groucho Marx at the moment, but without the moustache and cigar and funny walk. Groucho was a bus driver in Paterson New Jersey before he was famous, and used to play baseball with Lou Costello. Groucho was the throwing man, though Lou insisted on calling him ‘Who the Pitcher’, whatever that means, coz Groucho ain’t no jug. Groucho then went on to run the first bus company in Okemos Michigan, called Silver Elephant Bus Co. He used to read Ginsberg and Carlos Williams Carlos whilst driving his bus, which was dangerous. One day Ginsberg and Carlos tried to get on his bus at the same time, so Groucho shouted, “Who’s getting on first”, but Lou wasn’t there at the time. Life can be funny and strange at the same time sometimes.

  29. SSVCloud
    SSVCloud
    29 օր առաջ

    You can go to hell for that British Baking show joke, Seth.

    1. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      28 օր առաջ

      Well, if you have to choose between hell and british cuisine... Not a bad choice indeed.

  30. Nikki Stixx
    Nikki Stixx
    29 օր առաջ

    Seth and Colbert are awesome... love watching those shows

  31. A. Njeshi
    A. Njeshi
    29 օր առաջ

    He is losing his mojo, the jokes are becoming more and more bland.

  32. escalisation
    escalisation
    29 օր առաջ

    AS IF religious people wouldn't mention god every damn day. Come on. If you wanna talk about god, I'll tell you what I think of that. If you don't talk to me about religion I will probably not talk about it either. But if there are a bunch of evangelicals who make the supreme court twist the law for them I will also talk about religion.. since that is the case.. yeah.. alright.. I might tell you every day

    1. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      28 օր առաջ

      It's a strange concept for them to grasp I think, that we, as atheists, simply don't think about religion. I mean, sure it makes sense as you cannot think about something that doesn't exist in that way, but religious folk aren't that brainy to start with. So be gentile with them, they're just a bit simple. 😛

  33. J Hunter
    J Hunter
    29 օր առաջ

    Na not true.

  34. michellejean11
    michellejean11
    29 օր առաջ

    Gaetz, stupidity in action. trump, boycott coca cola... trump loves to set the example... or not. Will any of his supporters ever figure out he is a lying con man?

  35. J Hand
    J Hand
    29 օր առաջ

    I like how you say the names of the people who wrote the jokes! What an interesting process to create these shows

  36. Debra Smith
    Debra Smith
    29 օր առաջ

    Rocky knocks?

  37. ceicli se-i-sl-i
    ceicli se-i-sl-i
    29 օր առաջ

    "They'll tell you anyway" Hmm, more about (American) Christians than atheists in my experience.

    1. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      28 օր առաջ

      @B. H. Even vegans aren't nearly as in your face about it as US Christians though...

    2. B. H.
      B. H.
      29 օր առաջ

      think he got atheists mixed up with vegans.

  38. Mario Stinger - Perpetual Traveller
    Mario Stinger - Perpetual Traveller
    29 օր առաջ

    Don't ask an Atheist if you don't want to be told your primitive myths are just that, myth.

    1. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      28 օր առաջ

      Also, don't try and make laws based on your fotm religion, and expect atheists and other religious people to just stay silent... Oh, and don't place jeebus status in state houses.

  39. Darin Dunn
    Darin Dunn
    29 օր առաջ

    Still obsessed with Trump ha ha!

  40. Tophinator
    Tophinator
    29 օր առաջ

    Trump’s future

  41. TheYoutubeGuy
    TheYoutubeGuy
    29 օր առաջ

    *Yawns* You americans are really funny

  42. Miss Barilla De Fenton
    Miss Barilla De Fenton
    29 օր առաջ

    I also had my coke collection, that just went to the trash forever.

  43. Waldgeist
    Waldgeist
    29 օր առաջ

    Nowhere in the world is "pizza cake" a thing. But American usually mistake their country for the world (World Championships of sports, only taking place in the US etc.)

  44. Waldgeist
    Waldgeist
    29 օր առաջ

    "stressed during pregnancy"? That's not how that works Doc. The sex is determined in the very moment of the sperm hitting the egg. Not during pregnancy. So the stress levels during pregnancy can logically have no effect on the sex of the child.

  45. Coreo Zurn
    Coreo Zurn
    29 օր առաջ

    I love that Seth calls out the writers.

  46. Xiph1980
    Xiph1980
    29 օր առաջ

    "They'll tell you anyway".. Here's a fun little game to do. Take a shot every time someone says something about god, church, bible, prayer, or religion in general... I mean, it kinda makes sense that atheists actually don't spend their days thinking about religion. Kinda the whole deal.

  47. Web Cityx
    Web Cityx
    29 օր առաջ

    Just stopping by to see if there are any improvements Nope, still sucks

  48. Michael Grey
    Michael Grey
    29 օր առաջ

    WTF is a pizza cake?

    1. J Hunter
      J Hunter
      29 օր առաջ

      Pizzagate*

  49. livelife365
    livelife365
    29 օր առաջ

    Seth got a haircut...

  50. abadatha
    abadatha
    29 օր առաջ

    Ohio jokes. Yay. We matter for a minute.

  51. A Real Human
    A Real Human
    29 օր առաջ

    Not gonna lie I'm HERE for ian's dumb ass puns that barely work.

  52. J. P.
    J. P.
    29 օր առաջ

    What is a pizza cake?

    1. J Hunter
      J Hunter
      29 օր առաջ

      @J. P. oh wow lol

    2. J. P.
      J. P.
      29 օր առաջ

      @J Hunter No, they showed a picture of a pizza cake. I couldn’t tell if it was a cake in the shape of a pizza or a REALLY deep dish pizza. Like a regular pizza is a called a pizza pie

    3. J Hunter
      J Hunter
      29 օր առաջ

      Pizzagate

  53. J. P.
    J. P.
    29 օր առաջ

    Dabeer???

  54. Daniel Stone
    Daniel Stone
    29 օր առաջ

    In the photo of you at the end of the clip on the left side of the screen your eyes and your mouth seem to be fighting over the message you are trying to convey with your face lol.

  55. Lisa Gulick
    Lisa Gulick
    29 օր առաջ

    Re those Fast and Furious sequels: Eventually, they'll get tired of using numbers and go to letters. If they go far enough with it, they'll have a sequel titled "FU." Which is what I said to the franchise six films ago!

  56. stranraerwal
    stranraerwal
    29 օր առաջ

    Seth is quite tough with his gag-writers. Since when do you call out the fallouts?

  57. The Riff Writer
    The Riff Writer
    29 օր առաջ

    "52% of Americans said they're not interested in an open relationship" that's ironic because given enough time with one person 100% will change their minds about that😈

  58. Slater K
    Slater K
    29 օր առաջ

    Thank God for the Lincoln Project that has the power and resources to crush this new modern day hitler Trump and his new Nazi party the Republican Party that's trying to make America the new germany of the 1930s scary times we live in sick and weakened from lies and bogus conspiracies and the worst pandemic in Modern History plus these evil delusional puppets on fox news spreading the Jim Crow Policy and ideology on the younger generation of America and poisoning there minds like Joseph Gobbles and Hitler

  59. Slater K
    Slater K
    29 օր առաջ

    Donald The Virus Trump days of getting away with murder and living above the law with no consequences is over with now 33 lawsuits and 7 separate serious investigations against him lead by all the top procescuters in the country and the father of RICO and Racketeering Mark Pomerantz who took down John Gotti and the mob leading this army to bring down his 30 year old criminal empire and anybody connected to it .Then on top of that got caught in another lie for the thousandth time Robert Muller was right all along but couldn't go after Trump because of his former presidential shield protecting him from anything but now he's just a 74 year old child and washed up showman who has temper tantrum's every day and crashes people's weddings to keep hitting that replay button of bogus conspiracies and lies that the world and America are tired of hearing about and have moved on with a real a president not the pretend one you were last year who caused the worst Health Economic Housing Homeless Crisis in Modern History and let a half a million die because of your lies and bogus conspiracies and inciting the most cowardly and disgraceful act in us history the insurrection that added to your half million dead American body count since last memorial day when you told people this would go away in days and disappear on its own and then have balls to open up the country up in the middle of the worst pandemic in Modern times and continued to Downplay everything and call it a hoax when yesterday your daughter got the vaccine and did the right thing and told all your supporters to do the right thing and get the vaccine because this virus is real and it's not a joke it kills and cripples are lives are family's and are friends everyday the longer you stay complacent and ignorant to the truth that this is the step back to a new normal life and gives us a fighting chance against the 3rd wave coming so it won't be no where near as deadly as last year and every time we get the newer stronger vaccine that comes out for the 3 rd shot next year hopefully Everybody by then will have been vaccinated and the pandemic will start to shrink in numbers to finally be contained in America

  60. KJ32
    KJ32
    29 օր առաջ

    That F9 joke was priceless

  61. HELEN NOURISHAD
    HELEN NOURISHAD
    29 օր առաջ

    On the eve of barbicues, thank god I didnt haave ribs, just briskit here

  62. HELEN NOURISHAD
    HELEN NOURISHAD
    29 օր առաջ

    $9000.oo wow, good to know!!!!

  63. Marcel Walker
    Marcel Walker
    29 օր առաջ

    I watched this entire compilation to see the final joke at 11:11 again -- and it's funny 'cause it's true.

    1. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      29 օր առաջ

      I'll pray for some new insights for you...

  64. lovemink2
    lovemink2
    29 օր առաջ

    So . . . Scrabble's getting rid of the majority of the alphabet? This is mind boggling (uh oh, will I still be able to use those two?)!

  65. THE16THPHANTOM
    THE16THPHANTOM
    29 օր առաջ

    gonna miss this awkwardness when the damn audience get back. c19 really made him shine. Jimmy Fallon's audience are back and the show is more obnoxious than usual.

  66. Tuber You
    Tuber You
    29 օր առաջ

    It was never fair to expect Muller to solve the Trump crisis.

  67. Grey Fox -
    Grey Fox -
    29 օր առաջ

    And tonight on the late night propaganda.....

  68. Mimsy Borogove
    Mimsy Borogove
    29 օր առաջ

    I know this is out of context but a while back you said you wished you had an Australian on staff. I feel you. Full disclosure: I'm American but I'm a quick study on accents and I'd insist you call me a Sheila. If you were sincere about that Australian staff slot give it a thought. Just sayin. G'Day.

  69. Ricardo J. Cavo
    Ricardo J. Cavo
    29 օր առաջ

    Seth Meyers, you have a privilege and a talent, to be able to make us laugh at the atrocities of our everyday living, and of what happens all over our country. The things that are happening everywhere could drive anyone nuts or really mad. But your comedy helps anyone laugh at all of those bad news and put them to the side, and continue moving forward. Thank you for what you do!!

  70. Al Snow
    Al Snow
    29 օր առաջ

    I like Andrew Yang but giving away a hypoallergenic dog for allergies on pet day just made me dislike him. He's gonna have to do something funny for me to forget

  71. DarkRendition
    DarkRendition
    29 օր առաջ

    Alli... call me!

  72. R Steel
    R Steel
    29 օր առաջ

    Wow. This sucks

  73. Sebastian Lavallée
    Sebastian Lavallée
    29 օր առաջ

    OiOi'ie is clearly a racial slur against Aussies, sorry Seth

  74. John Shepard
    John Shepard
    29 օր առաջ

    Yes, I will tell you anyway.

  75. Aaron Friedman
    Aaron Friedman
    29 օր առաջ

    It's funny because white lives don't matter. Only Black lives matter. That's it.

  76. Logan Cox
    Logan Cox
    29 օր առաջ

    I knew it was mike but that’s because the last president made me have to pay attention to politics to make sure jackasses don’t get in office. Also I’m from Ohio

  77. Terry Loh
    Terry Loh
    29 օր առաջ

    I-I-I-O-O-E how dare you, sir. Seth cancelled.

  78. Mel
    Mel
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    love that he out his writers for the jokes.

  79. Gail Coleman
    Gail Coleman
    Ամիս առաջ

    Bio-urn. Your "cremains", in a biodegradable cup that also has a tree seed in it. My husband and I are gonna do this.

  80. Carol Wilson
    Carol Wilson
    Ամիս առաջ

    Wow!! Seth... what ever his name is so NOT entertaining 🤦‍♀️!! Sheesh

  81. Carl HIRST
    Carl HIRST
    Ամիս առաջ

    Unsubscribed. Take Care.

  82. Aick Sofonofos
    Aick Sofonofos
    Ամիս առաջ

    "Ask an atheist" should just be called "Ask an adult."

  83. richard jenkins
    richard jenkins
    Ամիս առաջ

    yemen is hungry

  84. Rob MacDonald
    Rob MacDonald
    Ամիս առաջ

    if it makes you sod was priceless

  85. Karel Kramer
    Karel Kramer
    Ամիս առաջ

    We miss TRUMP

    1. Karel Kramer
      Karel Kramer
      27 օր առաջ

      @Xiph1980 why?

    2. Xiph1980
      Xiph1980
      28 օր առաջ

      no.

  86. Kareem Ellebany
    Kareem Ellebany
    Ամիս առաջ

    Yes. International pizza day is just American. 100%

  87. BootsieA
    BootsieA
    Ամիս առաջ

    That lady was going for the side nag look and did the Rachel on drugs look #blondedisma

  88. JEdmund27
    JEdmund27
    Ամիս առաջ

    Loved that Mueller joke!

  89. Ian Mann
    Ian Mann
    Ամիս առաջ

    I apologize on behalf of all Ians and Ohioans

  90. mrlampp
    mrlampp
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    I’m sure your writers are great people, seriously. They can’t write jokes. Can they draw clowns? It might help if they’re ever looking for work again. I saw it in my son’s pediatrician’s waiting room. If you’ve got to keep them, please stock the employee lounge with stronger spirits. Remember, you want attention drunks, not angry ones. They might find passable material there, though realistically, I wouldn’t bet an ice cube. I’d help, but I just turned 59 and waterboarding my inner angry old guy helps antagonize the same old angry truths... eventually they’ll leave, perhaps for a better wet bar.

  91. Ronald Harding
    Ronald Harding
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    Loved the Cruz joke. We Democrats and Independents have wondered the same.

  92. Kimi Kae
    Kimi Kae
    Ամիս առաջ

    It's about time we bring our troops home and stop occupying Afghanistan.

  93. Ronald Harding
    Ronald Harding
    Ամիս առաջ

    Would someone tell me why 'Karen' became derogatory. Most of the 'Karens' I know are nice ladies. I wouldn't assume that they were any more bigoted/stupid/etc than Nancys or Marys or ?

  94. Tom Waznis
    Tom Waznis
    Ամիս առաջ

    I have a BigAss fan. Works great.

  95. jorfice
    jorfice
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    Ian needs a raise. That sod joke was perfect.

  96. Chad Simmons
    Chad Simmons
    Ամիս առաջ

    Seth Meyers ripping on Trump for a meal ticket, no Trump, no money,

  97. Wayne Brady
    Wayne Brady
    Ամիս առաջ

    Magnum turned into higgins

  98. Gregory Von Dare
    Gregory Von Dare
    Ամիս առաջ

    I'm not saying that this was a lame segment... But when Seth calls out writers three times for bad jokes, ya gotta wonder.

  99. Susan Sisson
    Susan Sisson
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    SETH: For five years I've treasured your insights, your clever mimicry, your quick wit, and liberal viewpoint. However, of late you seem to be struggling to come up with jokes, perhaps because our current President is not, himself, a joke, but a competent leader, making it harder to have one on at his expense. Unfortunately, you have been manufacturing jokes by ribbing your writing staff, remarking on what lousy material they come up with, etc. THIS IS NOT FUNNY! You are the ultimate editor of your writing staff. If a joke doesn't fly, that's on YOU, not the hapless minion you just razzed. It looks and sounds mean, even bullying, and I, for one, am not amused! So cut it out, please. It's a lame schtick, and after a few days, it's unpleasant

  100. William Vollrath
    William Vollrath
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    "No big loss"