Who Will Buy Trump’s Washington, D.C. Hotel?

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Who Will Buy Trump’s Washington, D.C. Hotel? - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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  1. Erik Roos
    Erik Roos
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    I waited 8 hours for this.

  2. chris mason
    chris mason
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    The obnoxious zoo unsurprisingly juggle because age ontogenetically force since a fast throat. unkempt, literate dew

  3. Edith Glover
    Edith Glover
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    Is it for sale?

  4. Laura Smith
    Laura Smith
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    #corrections the Juul brand will never be approved by the FDA, secondly the Juul is turned sideways but the liquid inside is how it would be standing up. Thirdly, advertising and collaborations between tobacco companies is illegal, meaning Pfizer should just make their own vape. Graphics should have 1. made the liquid sideways 2. removed the juul logo or created their own design and 3. made the pfizer logo better.

  5. Matthew Bonanno
    Matthew Bonanno
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    I knew the last joke was going to be Mike Scollins before he even said his name!

  6. Keith Mc
    Keith Mc
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    Canada has 33% the US' per capita death rate from covid-19. Canada should have kept the border closed.

  7. Joseph Kordinak
    Joseph Kordinak
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    I wish the city would buy it. Turn it into a homeless shelter and leave trumps name on it. That would burn him so bad. Having Trumps name associated with the homeless.

  8. Ryan Sproviero
    Ryan Sproviero
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    I thought Saudi Arabia already owned it?

  9. Spookkoe
    4 օր առաջ

    Is it me or was the item in the title of the video never even mentioned? 😅

  10. Michelle Davis
    Michelle Davis
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    You have to get a loan to get a loan to go to college. If your parents had cancer and went bankrupt too bad

  11. Michelle Davis
    Michelle Davis
    4 օր առաջ

    Hey mark is great

  12. Girtha Rotunda
    Girtha Rotunda
    4 օր առաջ

    Check your FB messages please

    4 օր առաջ

    No audience.

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    The Arabs will buy it to be used as a slaughterhouse for reporters they think write too much of the truth...

  15. Howie Seay
    Howie Seay
    5 օր առաջ

    "...the rest use toilet paper" Norm-esque.

  16. Double Apex
    Double Apex
    5 օր առաջ

    Ah, the Old Scottish Detective joke from A Closer Look makes far more sense now...

  17. Gwin Willis
    Gwin Willis
    5 օր առաջ

    hello friends

  18. Jordan Kwasnycia
    Jordan Kwasnycia
    5 օր առաջ

    11% seems low

  19. Steven Arneson
    Steven Arneson
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    I’ll buy the leash for trumps DC hotel Donald I’ll give you twelve hundred dollars for it .

  20. Doris Hofmann
    Doris Hofmann
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    Why they don' t use the hotel for to shelter people who need a home. There are so many buildings of rich people, most of them owned by politicians or their doners, who claims to work for the citizens and not for themselves. Shouldn' t they start to proof it.

  21. Simarjeet Nagpal
    Simarjeet Nagpal
    6 օր առաջ

    His Joe Biden seemed nice

  22. Cynthia Brent
    Cynthia Brent
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    Since Uncle Sam actually owns this "hotel" I believe the U.S. Government ought to seize it-- on general principle.

  23. First Name Last Name
    First Name Last Name
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    You could turn the trump Hotel into a brothel. You'd just have to tone down the decorations a bit.

  24. QuikThinx_AllThots
    6 օր առաջ

    More Scollins plz

  25. Ed Rowlands
    Ed Rowlands
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    Wait until it goes into liquidation and off Trump 10 cents in the dollar.

  26. Darth Petreus
    Darth Petreus
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    I'll buy that for a dollar

  27. Blue2sco
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    Old Scottish Detective?........ah Taggert "murdured"

  28. Floda Reltih
    Floda Reltih
    7 օր առաջ

    I will buy it for a dollar and drop a bomb to blow it up

  29. Bo
    7 օր առաջ

    Ugh, a laugh track? Why?

  30. nuplanner
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    Literally anyone else could turn a profit on that property.

  31. Rahsaan Footman
    Rahsaan Footman
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    Don’t throw Schollings under the bus on that last joke. That had Jenny written all over it.

  32. Djembe Life Drums
    Djembe Life Drums
    7 օր առաջ

    If he's not doing the show from home anymore, who the hell is dressing this guy?

  33. Matt Berry
    Matt Berry
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    After this show, Seth’s wife threw that shirt in the garbage. She said he looks like a Waldo reject.

  34. E N
    E N
    7 օր առաջ

    I don't like having the audience back. The laughter feels so fake and forced.

  35. Penny
    7 օր առաջ

    I’ll take it off his hands if he pays me a million dollars

  36. NOAH R
    NOAH R
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  37. NOAH R
    NOAH R
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  38. Benjamin Gibbon
    Benjamin Gibbon
    7 օր առաջ

    Every picture Seth uses for the thumbnails looks like the personification of MK Ultra.

  39. Felipe Behrens
    Felipe Behrens
    7 օր առաջ

    "wants to option the idea for student loans?" what is that?

  40. Jimi Lee
    Jimi Lee
    7 օր առաջ

    You'd think he'd keep it if he was going to run in 2024. It was a great work around for campaign finance restrictions.

  41. Celeste Balducci
    Celeste Balducci
    7 օր առաջ

    "we don't need another hero- ALL WE WANT IS LIFE BEYOND THE trumper-drone"

  42. Maple Hufflepuff
    Maple Hufflepuff
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    I only use my phone in the bathroom at home, public bathrooms are disgusting.

  43. John Anderson
    John Anderson
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    If I had the money, I'd buy tRump's hotel and turn it into a museum to tRump's failures.. where the public can come and learn how someone can be soo incompetent that he is capable of running not one, but two casinos into the ground in a single lifetime. I'm sure if you handed a casino to tRump right now he'd find a way to pull it through his ass. tRump is like the Midas of failure. When you search tax-evasion, it just links to tRumps Wikipedia page.

  44. Kerry Venus
    Kerry Venus
    7 օր առաջ

    Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂

  45. Ingrid Geertsema
    Ingrid Geertsema
    7 օր առաջ

    Wahahaha, one way or another we WILL vaccinate Florida hahaha

  46. Erin Smith
    Erin Smith
    7 օր առաջ

    OOOOR, the more horrifying option is the people used their stimulus (debt relief) to pay their taces on time, for which the gleamed pride instead of paying "THAT bill".....

  47. WineNot
    7 օր առաջ

    Turn Dump's hotel into a museum showcasing all of his well documented failures so generations will know, this guy was the king of being a loser

  48. Sergio Sandoval
    Sergio Sandoval
    7 օր առաջ

    Why do they lie??? The border never closed.

  49. Chris Koelbl
    Chris Koelbl
    7 օր առաջ

    FOR CORRECTIONS: @seth...don't worry about the audience, if they don't like the inside jokes and impressions, they need to go take a closer look at themselves...right after they go f*** themselves. You do you boo.

  50. Bee Have
    Bee Have
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    Seth the racist got them crazy stalker leftist eyes lol Trump living rent 👏 free bwahahahahaha Everyone knows the grounded flights weren't because of bs bad weather. Duh 🙄 Let's Go Brandon

  51. l DaKine 4 20 l
    l DaKine 4 20 l
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    I’ll give $20 bucks for the third world hotel

  52. skibumanne
    8 օր առաջ

    Now I've got the song from Oliver in my head.

  53. SROMBomb001
    8 օր առաջ

    I know a lot of fans on here disagree, but I am glad that the audience is back. It feels so much more lively!

  54. Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers
    8 օր առաջ

    Love you Seth!!

  55. OM
    8 օր առաջ

    F. A. K. E. N. E. W. S

  56. viola cagnina
    viola cagnina
    8 օր առաջ

    OMG SETH ! Thank you ! I have not laughed that HARD in a while !!! SOOOO FUNNY !

  57. steve packard
    steve packard
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    Good thing Trump was president, otherwise Seth would have nothing to talk about! But I still think cracking on Dementia Joe would be funny.

  58. Murry Mirage
    Murry Mirage
    8 օր առաջ

    When in doubt, cry Trump

  59. Donna Smith
    Donna Smith
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    Let's hope they tear it down.

  60. Russell Sama
    Russell Sama
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    I thought Trumps Hotel was LEASED From the GOVEMENT.

  61. Jeff White
    Jeff White
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    I would love it if they combined the monologue with A Closer Look so i could watch them both in order.

  62. Jhollybee
    8 օր առաջ

    Scollins!!! 😂

  63. alch3myau
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    Hillary Clinton will buy it.

  64. Endeavors_DnB
    8 օր առաջ

    I have too many shows to watch which don’t need subtitles to get their plot lines across to me, sry squidgame 🥺

  65. SuperPowderpig
    8 օր առաջ

    Seth martyred himself the Scottish detective joke.

  66. Terry Flynn
    Terry Flynn
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    I am Senior disabled man in Seattle. I love all your joke references to being old because some are so spot on I got to admit yes I have written password down post -it etc. You make me laugh and that just makes things better for me. Keep on Keeping on. I would say two thumps up but I think I am missing one.

  67. Illjwamh
    8 օր առաջ

    One of my favorite recurring bits Seth does is when he rags on his own bad jokes.

  68. WickCityRed727
    8 օր առաջ

    this dude is creepy as fck

  69. 李辉林
    8 օր առաջ

    #周玉琴 #謝寒冰 #郭正亮 9,819次观看 2021年10月15日 李辉林评论:如你所说:关于台湾问题中共的立场上是:美国介入就可以核武攻击美国!日本介入就攻击日本!如此逻辑能够成功,那不是以后中共是不是可以随时随地的用核武器要挟任何国家及人类社会?你他妈的是要将正常人都教唆成,为了一己可毁灭天下?人类就是一个钢牙铁拳的文明衣冠禽兽?那么你不是明确地在公开告诉欧美乘着在武力还没有落后的情况下“知己知彼、百战不殆”,要先发制人,赶紧以其人之道,先制其人之身吗?(按照他们又不服气地再说) (昨天使用上了几十个中英文节目的这条评论,发出的电子邮件,今天一早就全都被删除了。提倡和平、民主政治解决台湾问题,是都不愿意的吗?使用武力解决台湾问题是不可能存在的吗?中共能够几代领导人都坚持与国内国际伪科学骗子们合作共同享受抢劫“宇宙科学真理”,否定欧美科学、文明都落后中国,大有霸占整个宇宙之势。难道这就是所代表的见不得人地人类现代主流文化朝流?) #周玉琴 #黃子哲 #郭正亮 李辉林评论:这真的是一个百分之百的封建文化奴才狗腿子,知道先向封建专制卑躬屈膝的就还有得做大奴才,享受欺压、奴役广大奴隶的机会。如果这斯如此还是只能做奴隶,不可能做奴才,他还可能这样代表台湾青年讲话吗?《宪法》规定是产生于民主国家?还是产生于专治国家?台湾青年不关心自己是做主人?还是做奴隶?国家是谁的?(如果都是人民的,就是人人平等的。没有话说,谁搞独立闹分裂,谁就是别有用心、对国家、社会、人民、政府都有罪。毛泽东重庆谈判要求“民主政治”蒋介石如果还有人心所向?难道还就是不敢应承下来?现在中国共产党背叛了毛泽东的“人民大于共产党”,允许人民起来革封建统治文化制度的命、造封建权贵及奴才狗腿子的反、夺共产党各级统治领导权。而已经走上了蒋介石当年反人民大多数的道路,成为不合法的政权。所以公正、和平、合法地解决两岸统一问题,只有两岸人民共同民主选举产生合法的共同领导人。2300万/14亿 还是不敢让全体人民选择的,凭什么“代表两岸人民”?与蒋介石一样应该被赶到孤岛上去享受专治!) 共产党弱小的时候最大的愿望就是民主平等。从邓共全盘否定毛泽东与中国人民后就专治、奴役人民,霸凌弱小。(就算是一个家庭中的兄弟姐妹间有不愿意被人不民主公平地限制操控而分家,你能够说是不爱这个家?不承认这个家吗?世界上任何国家及政权都是不断地自然人为地变化的,必然的是人类共同不要欺骗、奴役、助强凌弱,而和平共处。反科学真理、反历史文明进步、反大多数人民,凌驾于人民之上的权势制度像国民党一样在大陆实行还不知足?还要强加于国际规范?这才是反国民、反人类社会的。)中国几千年的统治文化历史就是“分久必合、合久必分”!得道多助则合,失道寡助则分。在中国主流文化中,能够用武力杀伐统一,也算是有道之君。可现在早已不是曾经的封建文明时代了。(此文是被控制、限制下打字排版出来的。)

  70. Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh
    8 օր առաջ

    I'm glad the audience gets to chill and roll with the jokes. It don't have to be serious again!

  71. Sun RA
    Sun RA
    8 օր առաջ

    Man, I hadn't watched NCIS in years, but I somehow saw the one where he was leaving. Say what you will, but it's an entertaining show, and you will be missed, Gibbs. ... Until they pull Mark back for a special episode.

  72. randy pritchard
    randy pritchard
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  73. NobodyImportant
    8 օր առաջ

    I use the three seashells app

  74. Xin Lu Fan
    Xin Lu Fan
    8 օր առաջ

    Correction: instead of “social security”, you said “so so security”. some what accurate, but somewhat wrong.

  75. Cheer Whiner
    Cheer Whiner
    8 օր առաջ

    I love how Idiot Boy is still talking about the BOM 🙄🙄🙄 It’s super hard to praise Emperor Magoo, isn’t it? LGB! 😆

    1. BurnLikeAFlame
      8 օր առաջ

      ...Was that English?

  76. BunzeeBear
    8 օր առաջ

    11% use their phones when going to the bathroom? I guess there is an APP for that.

  77. Judi Morningstar
    Judi Morningstar
    8 օր առաջ

    Selling his DC Cash Cow must mean he isn’t seriously thinking he can retake the White House. So all that campaigning is just about…donations?

  78. Mitch Zurbrigg
    Mitch Zurbrigg
    8 օր առաջ

    89% of people lied about not using their phones in bathrooms

  79. Pat Underhill
    Pat Underhill
    8 օր առաջ

    Who wants to bet either the Saudi’s or Russian’s buy Trumps hotel?

  80. Kozmic Zian
    Kozmic Zian
    8 օր առաջ

    Does he actually 'own' it . . . or the lenders? Did he just put his 'name' on it, like the one in NYC, and the one in Panama? Who gives a 💩 about his name anymore?

  81. Chris Cruz
    Chris Cruz
    8 օր առաջ

    Im pretty sure that Deutsch bank is pretty close to owning it anyway lol

  82. o
    8 օր առաջ

    Steven Jobs born February 24, 1955, masterminded a digital tech. revolution along with millions of other 'grandpas' and 'grandmas' of his generation. And, he remembered his passwords. If still living, Jobs would be chosen by our govt. to find solutions to cyber crime. Respect.

  83. Louise Rose
    Louise Rose
    8 օր առաջ

    New owners should call it Anti-Trump Hotel !!! 😆 🤣 😂

  84. Steven Cofer
    Steven Cofer
    8 օր առաջ

    Seth!!! Drop the sweater!!!

  85. Advocate For A TYT Canada
    Advocate For A TYT Canada
    8 օր առաջ

    In Canada, Wendy's chilly is AWESOME!!!! thanks... now I'm hungry... *: )*

  86. Cynthia Jones
    Cynthia Jones
    8 օր առաջ

    Life is uncertain, slanderers destroy, and relationships fall broken. It's deep in our hearts we yearn for security, only God can provide this. God loves the world, He gave His Son Jesus (unto death for our sins), whoever believes in Him will not die but have everlasting life. John3:16 Please repent of your sin and believe today. Dont be left behind. Love Y'all

    1. BurnLikeAFlame
      8 օր առաջ

      “The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (I can quote fiction, too! Better fiction than you!)

  87. EllzGoesPro
    8 օր առաջ

    I hope someone buys it and demolishes it!

  88. Bradford Whelan
    Bradford Whelan
    8 օր առաջ

    You got me here excited about the “Old Scottish Detective” callback. Did not disappoint.

  89. Michael Kelley
    Michael Kelley
    8 օր առաջ

    When are we gonna get “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” again.

    1. BurnLikeAFlame
      8 օր առաջ

      The answer is also a joke Seth can't tell, so he can't say.

  90. David Mathews
    David Mathews
    8 օր առաջ

    Don’t care who does or doesn’t buy anything Trump does or doesn’t own. Done paying any attention to what’s going on with him. It feels SO much better.

  91. Jeremy Gregorio
    Jeremy Gregorio
    8 օր առաջ

    Given the toilet paper shortage is going on can you blame them?

  92. Jeremy Gregorio
    Jeremy Gregorio
    8 օր առաջ

    I'll buy it. I think I've got some loose change around here. If that's not enough there's a jar of pennies in my car

  93. guozhirong_97
    8 օր առաջ

    Correction @ 2:15: it’s “I’m Feeling Lucky”

  94. J. MacMillan
    J. MacMillan
    8 օր առաջ

    Maybe I should hire people to laugh at my jokes too.

    1. My mastiff slobbers
      My mastiff slobbers
      8 օր առաջ

      Really? Just who in your imagination is he hiring?

  95. Edward N. Driskoll
    Edward N. Driskoll
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  96. Edward N. Driskoll
    Edward N. Driskoll
    8 օր առաջ

    Wow. I have to research Spirit Halloween. I thought it was a local thing but now i know it has to be a franchise.

  97. Kevin Smith
    Kevin Smith
    8 օր առաջ

    I hate the laugh track.

  98. Josh Smyth
    Josh Smyth
    8 օր առաջ

    lets get a go fund me to buy it and burn it - or turn it into a refugee support center. both would probably make him cry, and in the end thats what i want.

  99. Sharon Bradbury
    Sharon Bradbury
    8 օր առաջ

    He's not wrong about Wendy's chili! The meat in the chili is leftover burgers that couldn't be sold because they sat too long! They also freeze the meat before it's turned into burgers!

  100. Pamela Davies
    Pamela Davies
    8 օր առաջ

    Love the last joke

    1. James Hama
      James Hama
      8 օր առաջ

      Hello Pamela how are you doing today