Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Serena Williams’ Carriage Ride, TikTok’s Lesbian Checklist

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about two teammates on the WNBA’s Connecticut Suns getting engaged to each other.

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Serena Williams’ Carriage Ride, TikTok’s Lesbian Checklist - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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  1. Ethan Spiro
    Ethan Spiro
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    One of this shows' best bits, hands down. Always great. Amber and Jenny are always fantastic here. The chemistry these 3 have after so many years is just so charming.

  2. R
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    Shoot, my keys are on a carabiner.

  3. daggo daggo daggo
    daggo daggo daggo
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    that was painful

  4. First Name Last Name
    First Name Last Name
    17 օր առաջ

    What was bleeped at 2:43

  5. Greg Reed
    Greg Reed
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    This is my favorite recurring bit in all of late night. Hands down.

  6. Montana Nerd
    Montana Nerd
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    My carabiner feels so seen!

  7. Kevin Fleming
    Kevin Fleming
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    That Black leopard joke is awesome

  8. wouldn't you like to know
    wouldn't you like to know
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    Why was Seth saying audience bleeped out?

  9. Gary Dean Paul
    Gary Dean Paul
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    way too fast delivery by all 3 Please reference Jack Benny The effectiveness of all topics discussed would be so much more impactful if each speaker paused, as if taking the time to contemplate what was just said, before saying the punchline. It appears all participants in this sketch are racing through their lines as they lock their eyeballs onto the cue cards. Bad Acting.

  10. Rach King
    Rach King
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    You call hair-ties ...ponytail holders? :O :O :O I thought I was starting to understand the US

  11. Carl Granieri
    Carl Granieri
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    Amber Ruffin is a national treasure.

  12. Marcial Marmolejo
    Marcial Marmolejo
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    ha ha ha ha!!

  13. VaqueiroAruanda
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    Nobody commenting on the opera beginning with a skit? We now know that Seth Meyers has listened to enough rap albums (from the first track) to get that joke. That's some real personal insight right there, I loved it.

    1. Ryan Weible
      Ryan Weible
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      thank you. im a metalhead, so didn't get it.

  14. Don't Call Me "Lil"
    Don't Call Me "Lil"
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    Key's on a carbineer is legit

  15. Solar Pudding
    Solar Pudding
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    ok but i didn't get the skit joke halppppp

  16. Joseph Motherson
    Joseph Motherson
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    Back at the desk

  17. JP
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    This is my absolute favourite segment 😍

  18. Jennifer Reisch
    Jennifer Reisch
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    If I am wearing a skirt or pants with no loop, I hook the carabineer to the strap of my tank top.

  19. Ann Marie
    Ann Marie
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    The horseshit joke was super funny.

  20. DisapprovingCat
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    Just make this the whole show

  21. Andy Hannon
    Andy Hannon
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    Could anyone explain the bachelor joke?

  22. Michael Jacksin
    Michael Jacksin
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    I'm tired of this old navy commercial with aidy Bryant telling me she's a dancer now

  23. Allyson Beaulieu
    Allyson Beaulieu
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    😅😅😅 ive always worn my keys like that… and i love beer…. and i’ve always worn hair ties on my wrist……. and i drive a subaru forester………….. i’m a sterotype

  24. Anneli Elisabet
    Anneli Elisabet
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    I do wear my keys on a carabineer. I do wear skirts. And yes, I'm bi. 😂

  25. glenn tilson
    glenn tilson
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    Ironically, the last sketch isn't even making fun of black people, it's making fun of racist white people!

  26. Grace E.
    Grace E.
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    *me who has my keys and hair ties on a caribiner because my dad does the same thing* ...i don't know what I'm supposed to do with this new information...

  27. Chiara D'Amore-Klaiman
    Chiara D'Amore-Klaiman
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    Mixed feelings park! Yes!

  28. Melissa Price
    Melissa Price
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  29. Pierre O. Park
    Pierre O. Park
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    From this I concluded I am a lesbian because of the key holder.

  30. Kitty Cheshire
    Kitty Cheshire
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    Do people really call hair ties "ponytail holders?"

  31. ra to
    ra to
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    or a dress

  32. mrrogers302
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    I feel like Seth could have told the Serena joke. Lol

  33. Adam Rosenfield
    Adam Rosenfield
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    Still one of my favorite segments

  34. David Schmidt
    David Schmidt
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    Why can't Seth read? I don't mean these jokes I mean in general. He never says the line off the cue card correctly.

  35. jb888888888
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    Funny story, when they posted the bit where Amber and Jenny came back from the Olympics with a report, I commented (jokingly, perhaps predictably) "why should I believe them? we all know that..." and then the punchline to this segment. My comment got deleted.

  36. Jen Oween
    Jen Oween
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    Yup. This is still my favourite part of the show. Corrections is a veeeeeery close second.

  37. smilingkevin
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    Awww, back at the same desk and everything.

  38. Rik Riley
    Rik Riley
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    That joke where the lesbian referred to her keychain made me look down on my belt loop and ponder.

  39. Rik Riley
    Rik Riley
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    This is good. This is needed. More this.

  40. Maxine Catalano
    Maxine Catalano
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    He is the most clever articulate of the late night hosts

  41. loki laufeyson enthusiast
    loki laufeyson enthusiast
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    I MISSED THIS SM❤️❤️❤️

  42. bob bobbington
    bob bobbington
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    This was.. yay

  43. gibran Carrisoza
    gibran Carrisoza
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    Please give us more of this

  44. Christopher Conner
    Christopher Conner
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    Irrespective of this segment, Seth DEPERATELY needs his live audience back.

  45. Matt Larson
    Matt Larson
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    This is a good bit. I’ve missed it.

  46. Analise Garmendia
    Analise Garmendia
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    The best segment ever created on any show. Jokes Seth can't tell is always the best.

  47. Frances Bernard
    Frances Bernard
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    I have learned the hard way that saying anything which could be misconstrued as a joke to the wrong audience could cost you your life after a thousand near death experiences first of all. Or instead it could cost you a whole life time of learning how to be better and better at being a professional student at say dancing and the liturgy both at the same time.

  48. KaritKtana
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    The Prince Charles joke was solid!! I think it belongs in the regular monolog because it basically punches the royal family. And it's also accurate, since black big cats are just melanated individuals of the species 😻

  49. Tim M
    Tim M
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    Kinda turning into a hall pass for Seth to tell a couple off color jokes…see what I did there…

  50. Biblioholic713
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    It has always bothered me that Seth calls the delivery difficult when he should call it problematic. #Corrections #jackal

  51. john satterlee
    john satterlee
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  52. Sparklemotion101 Ni
    Sparklemotion101 Ni
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    These jokes were pretty much all awful. Not funny at all. What is happening in Seth's writers room?

  53. Jonathan Usmar
    Jonathan Usmar
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    The interplay here is really interesting. At times it was really hard to make sense of the jokes. Normally a lot of the comprehension of the joke is achieved through the intonation and pacing, and you were using these tools to communicate the 3 comedian interplay instead of the jokes. So... I had to rewatch and listen carefully to actually make sense of the punch lines. But I still laughed on the first watching. The interplay is funny.

  54. Katelyn Brown
    Katelyn Brown
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    I am so glad I didn't skip this one.

  55. Ky Nguyen
    Ky Nguyen
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    Can someone explain the bachelor joke?

  56. S Garrett
    S Garrett
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    Why is the cartoon of David Letterman and not Seth?

  57. F0x H0nd
    F0x H0nd
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    This is my favorite- it reminds me of joke swap on SNL

  58. FRE1991DDIE
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    I'm actually so sad that the audience is coming back. Hopefully they still do Corrections with just the staff.

    1. Aaron Birnbaum
      Aaron Birnbaum
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      Thankfully, he's said Corrections will continue to just be them! I wonder what made them decide to bring the audience back. Hopefully they keep the weirdness and fans of the show come to see!

  59. ellefson1
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    This is awesome - as much for their camaraderie as for the content! They're adorable laughing together

  60. Master Adjuster
    Master Adjuster
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    SCREAMED at the task rabbit joke right out the gate.

  61. Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
    Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
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    Ponytail holder? PONYTAIL HOLDER? It's a blummin hair tie!

  62. Goldie Rush
    Goldie Rush
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    Seth gets better looking

  63. Goldie Rush
    Goldie Rush
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    Good one. lol

  64. Audrey Smith
    Audrey Smith
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    Y'all are so bad, you're amazing! 😁

  65. MammaMia
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    did they bleep out the word AUDIENCE??

  66. John
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    The fact that these jokes are only allowed to be told by certain people defeats the purpose of Comedy.

  67. Gary Cooper
    Gary Cooper
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    This schtick isn’t all that funny, but Seth, Amber, and Jenny all enjoy it so much that it’s kind of fun to watch.

  68. L. Baughman
    L. Baughman
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    LOL! 😂🤣😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘😘

  69. John Erkman
    John Erkman
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    That was a nice one 😆😆😆💜😆

  70. Kaitlyn Grace
    Kaitlyn Grace
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    ...did they bleep the word audience?

  71. Andrew Byron Loveshire
    Andrew Byron Loveshire
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    Poor Seth, i've been watching this segment for years... and somehow he always falls for it at the end

  72. Raymond M.
    Raymond M.
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    Connecticut Sun, not Suns. Phoenix Suns, yes, in NBA, but Connecticut Sun in WNBA.

  73. Aick Sofonofos
    Aick Sofonofos
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    We're watching and laughing uproariously from here! You definitely have an audience if you keep up the cool nifty stuff!

  74. J Black
    J Black
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    why did they bleep the word audience at 2:42??

  75. queenwyntir
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    This bit keeps me sane yall

  76. LoopyChew
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    Straight asian male who was listening mostly to ska and grunge in the 90s got the skit joke.

  77. Omar Elkoton
    Omar Elkoton
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    They bring the same energy to Corrections.

  78. Chuck U Farley
    Chuck U Farley
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    Rep Tourist "Joe Grunt" gets lost while sight seeing. He notices the deadly Blue Slug attacking the Dem office and heroically kills the Blue Slug with a rock. But during the altercation the glass pane of the front door is broken. Being a fine upstanding Rep he writes a note of apology and so it wont blow away he puts it in a heavy bottle and pushes it through the broken glass door. He is so happy with saving the Dem office he decides to give them the fireworks he was saving for his grannies birthday party on Tues ( Joe Grunt loves his granny) and hopes they have a parade in his honor. But alas ... the tiles were made in china and the American wick instantly erupted into flames. Joe ran to get Help .. but again ... he was a lost soul and knew not where he was going. Thank the Lord the release of the video of his heroic deeds brought forth 1000's of his friends to phone in and identify him so he could enjoy the fruits of his labors. 3 sq meals a day and a new lover every night in the Blue section of his cell every night for say ... 35 years... "Stupid is as Stupid does" oh.. I hear there are blind people missing. a lot of them. Some people say the Dems are kidnapping them and using them as servants in their underground bunkers. My cousins friend with the big nuts says it's true so ... it is.

  79. Naveera Khan
    Naveera Khan
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    My keys are on one of those 😂 I've been outed

  80. uosdwiSrdewoH
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    I need to raise this issue one more time before it's too late. Don't bring back the audience ever. Unless they've figured out some sort of happy medium where Seth can ramble all he wants and the audience just shuts up until the very end. They're out of control otherwise. People cheer way too often and usually at nothing. It'll ruin the rhythm of Seth's insanity.

  81. Xela's Studio
    Xela's Studio
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    That keyring thing.... I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO BE SO ATTACKED.

  82. Tana Darko
    Tana Darko
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    As a bi woman - I keep my keys on a carabiner but not my hair ties.

  83. Hubert Tubbs
    Hubert Tubbs
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    I'm sitting here not laughing because thay are NOT FUNNY! FIRE YOUR WRITER'S! that would be funny !

  84. Alex Burgess
    Alex Burgess
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    Omg I did not know the carabiner thing was a lesbian thing. I am a lesbian with my keys on a carabiner. It’s just so convenient.

  85. icymstrbt
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    I missed these!! Also I'm apparently a gay man lesbian according to the questionnaire!

  86. Quuxum Mephitida
    Quuxum Mephitida
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    This is why my skirts have belt loops. And pockets.

  87. Trish Soren
    Trish Soren
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    I just love how they all seem to just enjoy being with each other!

  88. Jeni Toten
    Jeni Toten
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    I'm laughing so hard at those last two jokes

  89. Jen Olafson
    Jen Olafson
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    This is my favorite returning bit. I'm so glad that even with Amber's show and Jenny writing for both they made the time! Appreciate you!

  90. Dr. Braxy Gilkey Cruises
    Dr. Braxy Gilkey Cruises
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    That Black cub/Prince Charles joke was EXCELLENT!!! 🤣😂🤣

  91. Rod Surly
    Rod Surly
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    *kachssss* What's that? A lesbian mating call. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  92. Kaitlin Fritz
    Kaitlin Fritz
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    DYING at the carabiner keyring...I lean pretty strongly hetero, but I give off mad lesbian vibes and that absolutely clocked me lol

  93. IA1
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    I didn't get that joke.

  94. IA1
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    Thank you from the bottom of my heart for Jokes Seth Can’t Tell

  95. George Rodarte
    George Rodarte
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    Better seg than CL. Imagine they give you beans(CL) every day and suddenly they give you a delicious fish. I welcome this.

  96. Brett Jones
    Brett Jones
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    This really sucks without audience reaction.

  97. Adrian Colley
    Adrian Colley
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    2:50 "the name bush was already taken" It's such a lowbrow joke, but it's the one that had me burst out a laugh. I will never understand how comedy works.

    1. First Name Last Name
      First Name Last Name
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      Welll, simple people like you get tickled by funny people saying funny things. Simple. ... Like you.

  98. Philippe Irizar Ormazabal
    Philippe Irizar Ormazabal
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    Don't bring the audience back!!!!!!

  99. MemphiStig
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    this is truly one of the greatest recurring bits in talk show history😁

  100. Jan Vance
    Jan Vance
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    I use my caribiner to clip my keys to my purse. I suspect that means I'm lesbian-ing all wrong. 😭