Trump Urges Campaigns Against GOP, Jets QB Isn't Vaccinated: Late Night's News of the Week

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Trump Urges Campaigns Against GOP, Jets QB Isn't Vaccinated: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers


  1. Leif Johnson
    Leif Johnson
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    I'm a Democrat but the fact that Biden won't recognize the accomplishments of Tesla makes me think I should vote for some other party.

  2. S. Parrish
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  3. David Ready
    David Ready
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    What was he on? I want some !! Good show

  4. dav ep
    dav ep
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    I love it when he messes up, because we see his natural wit come through, rather than reading jokes. Wit is more impressive and interesting.

  5. OM
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    🔥Trump-Dem-Witch-Hunt🔥Get-over-it Dems !!!!🔥Unless u want to vote 4 him.

  6. Just Aguy
    Just Aguy
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    CORRECTION: What's on the Flamin' Hot Cheetos is a flavoring DUST not a SAUCE! Just ask the guys in jail that use it to flavor their ramen.

  7. Michael De Santa
    Michael De Santa
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    Is this meant to be comedy?

  8. A W
    A W
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    why are we calling this bipartisan? It wasn't, it was all cobbling down to fucking manchin again.

  9. Craig Winston
    Craig Winston
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    Charming but unfunny, it's all good

  10. Oceanside Affirmations
    Oceanside Affirmations
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    Stop telling people what to do and what Dr to go to. Sad day. Unsub.

  11. Aunt Tifa
    Aunt Tifa
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    Ok bakra! (And their criollo collaborators😒)

  12. No gun no fear
    No gun no fear
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    Vice president Kamala Harris is reportedly told confidants that she feels constrained with what she's able to do politically in the vitaministration same

  13. Fred A
    Fred A
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    That Elon Musk burn was perfect.

  14. Charles Lee
    Charles Lee
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    Let’s go Loser trump…….. tweet

  15. wcoasttigger2012
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    But does he swallow

  16. Christopher Mayone
    Christopher Mayone
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    That was an amazing destruction of the jets. still laughing !

  17. Justin Eaddy
    Justin Eaddy
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    Damn that Queen selfilingus joke was puny

  18. Kristian Baarsvik
    Kristian Baarsvik
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    Self referential jokes about saying words bad nom nom nom more nom nom

  19. Rod Manderson
    Rod Manderson
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    Trumpet 🎺 VIRUS is dangerous and impossible to cure.

  20. Myles Gmail
    Myles Gmail
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    Good retorts to save bad jokes

  21. Mom Fears My Music
    Mom Fears My Music
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    "Audio... if you're listening..." Well played, sir.

  22. BidenIs NotMyPresident
    BidenIs NotMyPresident
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    Kyle Rittenhouse - NOT GUILTY!!! "Let's GO Brandon"

  23. DJ ARIFUL media
    DJ ARIFUL media
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  24. Elizabeth Setlow
    Elizabeth Setlow
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    Why did Queen Elizabeth look like the same photo of Joe Rogan with a wig shopped on it?

  25. pyrho1
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    Seth needs new writers

  26. Tulsa Honda Vintage Cycle Restoration
    Tulsa Honda Vintage Cycle Restoration
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    Lol’d like 6 times. This was pure joy

  27. Fabled Creature
    Fabled Creature
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    Seth... Can trip all over a joke and make it funnier.

  28. James Ladd
    James Ladd
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    dont you find it telling that the 'jfk's ghost' 'space laser' 'cow worm drug' 'spoons become magnets' 'drill baby drill' 'trickle down tax cut' 'treason apes attacking American democracy' are also the same people constantly asking for PROOF that Climate Science and Western Medicine are real . . .

  29. Lee Lee
    Lee Lee
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    Right now, November 2021. Christina and CardiB very look alike.

  30. Mike Stangel
    Mike Stangel
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    I can picture them in the sound booth looking at eachother saying "we're not doing that"

  31. Penny
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    You should pick on the Queen. You could have used someone in America like Meghan. She proved on Ellen that she’d do anything

  32. Zealotes the Aussie
    Zealotes the Aussie
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    So I grew up on the mean streets of Bushwick in 2016. There were no gluten-free farm to plate artisanal bagels available then, so you risked a serious allergic reaction during Sunday brunch. There were no small batch artisanal micro-breweries then, so you had to drink the large commercial brewery beers which lacked depth of flavour, were thin on the palate and had a very weak finish. I mean serious heavy schitt. You could only get news from mainstream corporate media like CBS, as VICE hadn’t started then, so all information was filtered through a suspect hyper-capitalist lense. Every corner had Parisian style coffee shops with baristas pushing oatmeal lattes on you or inviting you to street café poetry readings, so you had to walk carefully down the street and keep your leather Gucci credit card fold wallet close to your crushed linen shirt. Everything was so politically correct that every day you risked dying of boredom and taking indecisive ethical positions. If you took a risk and went to Greenwich Village on a Saturday night, you risked mixing with people from New Jersey having a look at the scene. Risky schitt dude. And worst of all, you might see homeless people. Whoa dude. The sight of that homelessness schitt will really phuck you up big time. But hey….I’m here to tell the story. Fortunately, most of the poor artists of New York are moving to small towns in Georgia, so that riff raff is not around as much now, and we can all get down to the serious business of consuming without a conscience.

  33. moarlullz1
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    The Greg Gutfeld show is more popular then this. Greg is funnier and more people watch his show even if it is on cable tv and and this is on free tv.

  34. Neil Francois
    Neil Francois
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    Trump is a liar, joke and a crook, he doesn’t deserve to become an US President!

  35. Shannon Jacobs
    Shannon Jacobs
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    Bannon? Might does NOT make right. Fat and ugly, too. If violence is your argument, then you are WRONG. How do the #zombies of the #fake_GOP feel about peaceful democracy in a republic? They're against it. A failed practice insurrection "led" by cowards and losers is still an #insurrection.

  36. Steven Piontkowski
    Steven Piontkowski
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    How many peanuts makes up a pack?

  37. Bobbi Berry
    Bobbi Berry
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    I love Seth - a lot. But damn fam, that hair is getting pretty fluffy there……

  38. Bader Alaraimi
    Bader Alaraimi
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    9:53 that's a Larry David 👍

  39. Karen Metcalf
    Karen Metcalf
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    Omg Mondays joke was amazing-!!

  40. The Bug Bouncer Luikart Skarda Super Hero
    The Bug Bouncer Luikart Skarda Super Hero
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    SETH get off the meth

  41. Steve Snyder
    Steve Snyder
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    Correction: big bird didn’t watch the bill signing “in another finger to the right” but rather “as another finger to the right.”

  42. Anthony
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    In the uk that’s tk maxx 🤷👍✌️

  43. Deborah Cordova
    Deborah Cordova
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    🤣 "Frosty"

  44. Rick Evans
    Rick Evans
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    PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD. This year marks the 400th anniversary of the Thanksgiving tradition. The 1st was in 1621. For some reason that fact isn’t nationwide news.

    1. Rick Evans
      Rick Evans
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      @Cypressina as a son of a Pawnee Indian I’m proud of the tribes that helped out the Pilgrims.

    2. Cypressina
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      But it wasn't commonly celebrated in the US until after the 1860s, maybe that's part of why it's not making a lot of noise. Plus, 1621 wasn't quite the wholesome event the flapping reel of the classroom movie made it out to be.

  45. Joey S
    Joey S
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    Let's say it again just to savor it, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell :D

  46. Lee Schillinger
    Lee Schillinger
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    No words are enough to describe the The enjoyment from your delivery, your writers, and the relaxation and laughs you provide😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  47. David Lewin
    David Lewin
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    Now when kids drink kool-aid they shout: “Hey! First aid!”

  48. Aunt Tifa
    Aunt Tifa
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    Don’t let the colonizers pretend they don’t understand that settler colonialism is structurally one giant racist bigoted impunity granting machine & the worst institutionalized and structural nepotism that there can be EVER, and the there is undeniably a vast preponderance of incontrovertible unbiased pathetic reprehensible evidence of it, & it is all around YOU colonizer - you don’t get to pretend it isn’t because you’re the emperor without a shred of clothing-it isn’t a good idea to show this to whom you colonize-jus’ sayin’😒 you’re going to have to get some clothes on colonizer emperor😒😬- just open your colonizer eyes or take them off HBO/Netflix and bourgeois pay extra services for maybe a second and for one moment quit ingesting the nonstop drivel from the pervasive speculun of screens feeding you pathetic zero information calorie famine of the mind brioche that you are 100% addicted to 😬🙄because it validates your cringe colonizer false consciousness in your extracted Petit bourgeoisie tier of your unnecessary hierarchy of settler colonialism (and the petty bourgeoisie are the only people in a tier of the unnecessary racialized settler colonialist social domination hierarchy who are in a position to kiss up and kick down - which is exactly how you create a fascist and there’s massive evidence of this all around you colonizer!) and its repugnant Eurasian social domination hierarchy since Christopher Columbus, all of its childish inane colonizer flattery tropes which most every colonizer is sadly addicted to like some kind of addicted colono-lab-rat constantly hitting the lever for a treat who can’t stop… the lever…. For a treat that validates their false consciousness…hitting the lever for a treat but this treat comes in hyperreal spectacle format of pathetic colonizer Petit bourgeois tropes, which only validate the colonizer Petit bourgeoisie extracted archetype “experience” of the enhanced survival they have been convinced they have to have😒😒🥺🥺🥺🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Trust testimony that, those who manipulate you so thoroughly colonizer, are laughing at you and they know what they’re doing and they think it’s hilarious that the manipulated people call it their “entertainment”😂😂😂😂(they spend their lives doing nothing engaging in being completely disengaged via ingesting hours upon hours of zero information calorie famine of the mind colonizer flattery troops and they call that being “entertained”) as they are being manipulated entirely because they have a colonizer habitus which has a repugnant insufferable colonizer doxa that is the easiest nomos (habitus) in mankind to manipulate because they NEED NEED to have their false consciousness validated constantly- it is how colonialism survives🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢-or it can’t exist and no justice can ever be had under settler colonialism because the settler colonialist state is itself incontrovertible repugnant evidence of reprehensible crimes against humanity and there is no bigger evidence of crimes against humanity than the settler colonialist state and the clueless colonialist flattery trope addicted settlers in it. 😒🤢🤮 they don’t even see that they are constantly fed the manipulative racist colonialist paradigm of the humanized “protagonist” settler against the dehumanized “antagonist” swarthy horde….There is no bigger evidence of crimes against humanity in the history of mankind than the so-called United States😒🥺😬You don’t get to pretend that indigenous people don’t exist and rather just pretend HBO/netflix bourgy oay-oer-trope, trope-a-dope colono agitprop drivel is reality and let that craft you cringe Petit bourgeois false consciousness, because that repugnant behavior is just untenable - that gravy train of the cornucopia of colonialist structural dispossession extraction by Eurasian colonialist while ignoring the colonized and having your Eurasian people keep coming over to jump on that big fascista bandwagon of the utterly repugnant US fascist Eurasian hegemony & the decades of phoenix program on Latin America and the rest of the world so your recent Eurasian immigrants chums and family members can come over here and enjoy the benefits of America’s ongoing worldwide genocide(s)😭😭😭 it’s so repugnant & history will not look kindly on those who came over during the this United States hegemon destroying the world with its proxy paramilitary fascist forces and those are just facts sad sad sad facts, it is over colonizer, and you are going to be really ridiculed like you always should be for doing that because colonizers don’t get a hold their pathetic colonizer flattery trope “bamboozled” head in the sand. The “US” census is absolutely and entirely untenably racist af because it includes the absolutely atrocious genocidal pseudoscientific colonialist racist legal construct of “whiteness” 😒👎🏽🥺 The only reason the social construct and racist legal construct of whiteness is in the census is because of the racist 3/5 rule. Don’t identify as any pseudoscience and don’t let anybody identify you as any antonym nor any gradable antonym of their damn genocidal racist legal construct pseudoscientific identity “whiteness” or any other legal construct!

  49. Felipe Gaona
    Felipe Gaona
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    Maybe I'm too late here, but you can't "cut something together".

  50. Zach P
    Zach P
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    No more God Cooks We Deliver?

  51. Fred Gonzalez
    Fred Gonzalez
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    There's no doubt that the bigot Joe Biden is going to get slapped with a multi-million dollar lawsuit for characterizing the 17-year boy Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist when the racist fool was a presidential candidate! 👏👏

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    Contact Andy via his telegram @Andybloom_signals
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  53. Katheryne Mero
    Katheryne Mero
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    For a few seconds, I was really thankful that the Jets exist. That was weird.

  54. Faustina Taylor
    Faustina Taylor
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    I don't believe these so called approved ratings NOBODY asked me anything and NOBODY I know was asked anything..this is probably something CONSTRUCTED Bullshit put out by the REPUBLICANS . .

  55. Maureen Lanza
    Maureen Lanza
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    Who is he...just a sociopath nobody...and a clown ...clown girl away even your wife can't stand you !

  56. Rob Kunkel
    Rob Kunkel
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    “Undocummented Imigant” …. Seth explained it. You will have to watch

  57. brandowag3
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    Did kamala not understand the job she was taking

  58. Nick Baker
    Nick Baker
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    Already looking forward to the corrections where he has to address his malapropism of “the guard rails came off” @4:19 instead of things “coming off the rails”

  59. Lignow
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    Let the LAWSUITS begin. cnn abc msnbc buck fiden etc.etc.etc.EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE DEMOCRACY HATEING FAKE MEDIA DIMWITTED PAID OFF JACKASSES. The msm should be moved to late night slots along with kimmel fallen colbert seth the dancing puppets.

  60. Debbie Troyer
    Debbie Troyer
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    So, Montana is a real place? On the rare occasions I hear it spoken of, I just keep repeating, “Montana? Montana? Montana?”

    1. Nonya Bizness
      Nonya Bizness
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      hey, that's not very nice. at least 4 people live there.

    2. Real Workouts For Real People!
      Real Workouts For Real People!
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      And the echo sends back, "Hannah? Hannah? Hannah?"

  61. Chronically Witty
    Chronically Witty
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    Did you know men google how to give themselves oral sex more than they do how to give women orgasms?

  62. Robert Bruce
    Robert Bruce
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    Here's a fun fact... Trump's NOT our President 🙂!

  63. S.W.H. BOYCE
    S.W.H. BOYCE
    7 օր առաջ

    A union of hypersex between trump and christy would compliment both of their insane tendencies . GOOD LUCK ,FOOWS !

  64. Zachary Pettigrew
    Zachary Pettigrew
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    Who watches this? It's painfully bad.

    1. Theotterguy
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      You apparently.

  65. AndHePlaysDrums
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    Rogan had to love those jokes. If not he can blow himself

  66. M
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    When Elon explodes on his way to Mars, we'll all forget he was alive.

  67. Adam Green
    Adam Green
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    Undocumented immigrants 😂😂😂😂 ahhh Seth, love ya !

  68. Jim Kane
    Jim Kane
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    Why not more mention of what the GOP Postmaster is ultimately trying to accomplish - the destruction of up-til-now reliable Mail-In-Voting? All at the behest of President Turd.

  69. Nigel Whitley
    Nigel Whitley
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    dunno if im drunk or if this is sped up but its amazing

  70. Maile Louie
    Maile Louie
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    If there was a vaccine for AIDS how many athletes would take that vaccine without bitching about “rights and the right to choose” how many of the right would? How many would ALL of us take if it was “manditory”.

  71. Elizabeth Du Val
    Elizabeth Du Val
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    I love that Seth is still mostly relating to crew. The informality really adds to the humor.

    1. R D
      R D
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      So much better than before

  72. BD Weaver
    BD Weaver
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    Seth, you're great. No need for the play by play realtime self analysis of our own presentation. This is an un-helpful distraction. My advise; just stop it.

  73. Max RYDER
    Max RYDER
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    Seth so stupid ...he got fired from ... the M +M factory for throwing away all the W's

  74. Max RYDER
    Max RYDER
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    Reminds Me of the joke about the woman who gets pulled into a Gorilla's cage and Savagely Raped. While in the hospital she was asked if she had any Hard feelings about the Gorilla. She admitted that She was upset that he didn't even Send her flowers.

  75. Astilea Lavatica
    Astilea Lavatica
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    Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to more pay outs each, if still valid in this our only peaceful, legal 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......

  76. Max RYDER
    Max RYDER
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    That Pouty Whiney Crybaby Kyle Rittenhouse is the Face of Trump Nation. How Aprepo!

  77. Nobody Here
    Nobody Here
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    Trump wasn't trying to drain the swamp. He was simply redecorating. If you want to drain the swamp you have to do it from the bottom. Our forefathers when they wrote the Constitution. They wrote it in such a way that this country can be ruled from the bottom up. If every state passes the same law then it is the law of the land. And the only people who can override that law is the Supreme Court. They and their families has to live among us. If every state passes the same law then it is a Unity law. The first Unity law that should be passed is attendance requirements for Congress. A couple of thousand students go to Washington every year to see our government in action. Congress is in session and nobody's there. Senators and representatives should be required to meet a 90% attendance rate. These people are not important enough to be impeached. They should get R&R. Recalled and Replaced. Every States has the right replace certain restrictions on their senators and representatives just as corporations have the right to have a moral clause. The second Unity law that should be passed is Lobby restrictions. If someone wants to Lobby Congress it should only be allowed to be done on the floor Congress. You want the lobby representative you do it on the floor of the house. If you want the lobbyists senator you do it on the floor of the Senate. This makes it easier you get rid of crooked politicians. With multi media this campaign can easily go Nationwide. The man who picks this banner up and gets these Unity laws passed. Will be the next president

  78. OneBigTroll
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    Awe... Poor Mike.. lol. Man, he's really grown as a person.

  79. Sandra Buechner
    Sandra Buechner
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    I've always hated playing Monopoly. It takes too dang long!

  80. Manny Amato
    Manny Amato
    7 օր առաջ

    God bless Wally.

  81. james lerch jr.
    james lerch jr.
    7 օր առաջ

    Essington the dee

  82. mm 94134
    mm 94134
    7 օր առաջ

    That Tyson joke was SUPERB!!

  83. Duke Callaway
    Duke Callaway
    7 օր առաջ

    Bubbe meise / fakakta

  84. peytongonavy
    7 օր առաջ

    Oh a correction someone probably already got. A manger is a trough, not a building.

  85. Nicholas Nelson
    Nicholas Nelson
    7 օր առաջ

    I like how he asked if audio was listening.😆

  86. Carney Art Glass
    Carney Art Glass
    7 օր առաջ

    The titanium band on my favorite solar citizen eco drive watch broke. I took it to the shop at mall and The guy said he wouldn’t fix it unless I bought a whole new band which is crazy because the band is perfect it was just a pin that holds the clasp in place that got worn out. I looked up the price of the band and apparently since it’s titanium it cost more than the watch cost originally it’s like $300 for the band when I didn’t even pay 200 for the watch 15 years ago it’s a good watch the batteries are just starting to wear out but can be replaced. I’ll wrap this up I was so distraught I would have to buy a new watch and it wouldn’t even have an alarm like this old one does so my mom and I went to “Jared jewelers” and you’ll never believe it they fixed it for free it was like the best feeling in the world I would almost pay money out of my own pocket to do a commercial for them.

  87. Eleanor
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    I never knew the audiences was so far away Seth cant here them. Lol

  88. Nancy Stowell
    Nancy Stowell
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    On the subject of TDS- TDS -Trump Derangement Syndrome: Trump Derangement Syndrome was originally, a made-up condition, conceived as an INSULT LABEL by the ALT-RIGHT to attack anyone who criticizes or refuses to support Donald Trump. The idea being that the left is so obsessed with Trump they have collectively lost their minds. Like many of their other little online crusades, this one has backfired! People dislike Trump for actual reasons which often go well beyond just politics or partisanship, and if anyone has Trump Derangement Syndrome it's those on the right that blindly support him. They have lost their sense of morality, religious convictions, principles, objectivity, all discernment, and even the ability to have a civil discussion or reason. So, the term has now been co-opted by OTHERS/MENTAL HEALTH experts; to refer to Trump supporters who are blinded by their unrealistic devotion to Trump. And because of the Cognitive Dissonance, Dunning-Kruger effect and the Dissociative Thinking that are part of it, they blame it on the Democrats/Liberals & say it is the D/L's that suffer from it! Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their love of Donald Trump, to the point they will abandon all logic and reason. Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from racist or xenophobic outbursts to a complete disconnection from reality. TDS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting violent, homicidal, or even genocidal desires, particularly against residents from foreign countries. Sufferers have also been known to wish direct self-harm on themselves (such as increased tariffs, a desire for tax cuts heavily favoring corporations and the 1%; infringement of their first amendment rights, the Criticism of NATO and finally with their act of Insurrection on January 6, the destruction of the Democracy that they claim to love.), provided that action was INITIATED BY DONALD TRUMP. Paranoia is also a common symptom of TDS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted when their Trump related beliefs are questioned, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of an immigrant or POC related crime. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make TDS sufferers attempt to actually become informed and/or think for themselves. It is also known that statements and printed articles containing facts can exacerbate the condition. Because of their total disconnect from reality, it is pointless to try to have a conversation with them, and an argument is futile. The more facts you state the deeper into their delusional, deranged reality they sink. Total waste of your time and effort. Unfortunately for the sufferers, there is as yet, no effective treatment for the problem: it is believed that the problem is incurable. This term: TDS, is not yet in the DSM, hopefully it will be in the next edition. Bless their Hearts!💖😁

  89. Stella Rocquie
    Stella Rocquie
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    Support Legislation in the U.S. to BAN COURT ORDERED RAPE!

  90. AmethystWoman
    7 օր առաջ

    Is it just me or does Bannon look worse than Charles Manson ever did?

    1. Real Workouts For Real People!
      Real Workouts For Real People!
      7 օր առաջ

      The only thing that comes to mind when I see him is, creature from the black lagoon.

    2. Brendan Bottomley
      Brendan Bottomley
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      You're right! Bannon is starting to look like a rough version of Charles Manson. Sadly, he's lacking Charlie's sparkling personality and honesty.

    3. deathybrs
      7 օր առաջ

      Bannon always looks to me like Limbaugh trying to look cool.

  91. Daniel Muller
    Daniel Muller
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    I hope the jackals already weighed in, but Biden is 79 years old… not 78

    1. Daniel Muller
      Daniel Muller
      7 օր առաջ

      Also by the time corrections airs he’ll be 80, but for the clip, 79 would be correct

  92. S Johnson
    S Johnson
    7 օր առաջ

    This sounds like canned laughter.

    1. Real Workouts For Real People!
      Real Workouts For Real People!
      7 օր առաջ

      It sounded really canned on Thursday night. I DO know there is a live audience, though. Not sure what's that's about.

    2. Theotterguy
      7 օր առաջ

      It's not.

  93. Love Light
    Love Light
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    Oh Kyrsten, you could of been somebody. You could a been a contender. Not

  94. Eric Bremenkamp
    Eric Bremenkamp
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    tj max hires the developmentally disabled , physically handicapped, and otherwise challenged people. They are cool.

  95. Saje Williams
    Saje Williams
    7 օր առաջ

    The “doing my own research” joke was under-appreciated. It does kinda feel like those folks are blowing themselves.

    1. Mot Kaou
      Mot Kaou
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    2. D C
      D C
      7 օր առաջ

      Probably would have got more laughs if it wasn't bouncing around Twitter for a week

    3. fsinjin60
      7 օր առաջ

      It’s very much appreciated here. It just cums out of left field.

  96. Angie
    7 օր առաջ

    Seth!! I still fucking love you!

  97. Ann sans E
    Ann sans E
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    johnny carson loved to tell the story about a really fed up mta bus driver who one gloomy winter day drove the bus out to the interstate and headed down to florida.

  98. Larry Mosher
    Larry Mosher
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    The Queen,is 95,leave her alone.Some day you will be old and understand that.

  99. Zippy Thekid
    Zippy Thekid
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    I always wonder if the writers ever get to really rest. It must be quite a team of writers for these productions. To disseminate how to word a joke takes time. And which topics to choose to mock? I bet you it is really funny, when the jokes are just writing themselves? The point being, you are all talented and funny, and make everyone laugh. It is so good to be able to laugh at such blatant debauchery that is our govt. Other countries are getting such a show out of it. Like sting said, they all seem like game show hosts to me (the politicians)

  100. Spencer Ingraham
    Spencer Ingraham
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    Joe’s neck looks like Jill got a Brazilian.