Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Was Released from House Arrest

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Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Was Released from House Arrest - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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  1. timothy carter
    timothy carter
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    Good thing I'm not in the studio audience. Because sometimes. I cackle so loud. They'd have to edit me out.

  2. timothy carter
    timothy carter
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    HAA flaptop? Did he say flaptop?

  3. Hans von Wirth
    Hans von Wirth
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    I would appreciate the joke about Jens Spahn if it was unrealistic, but as there are so many people in Germany who do not want to get vaccinated it will be the sad truth as those believe in stuff they read online more than what they actually hear from scientists.

  4. Rica Rich
    Rica Rich
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    I'm from Germany and for unvaxinated people it's a very hard time. We are not alloewed to visit the gym, Christmas markets, cinemas etc. They are also talking about "2G" for work. That means you can only work when you are vaxinated or recovered. Unvaxineted people have a lot of pressure and are very afraid. People say that they are the only reason for the pandemic. There is so much hate in this country. Please help us! 😢

  5. Donna Smith
    Donna Smith
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    House arrest. Oh my god, how he must have suffered for his crimes.

  6. Thomas Becker
    Thomas Becker
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    Thank's for a joke with Jens Spahn👍Here is it not allowed to talk about his fails. His real job is a banker( no joke)❗So many German politicans are far away from their real learned Jobs. It's a misery how our lifes & rights changed . Every week a new sort of Corona and they sell fear under the people ❗The goverment is not good for our relationship with the USA😪Germany changed complete in every Part and it like Northkorea when you hear the News in TV or Radio . Not longer my Country 😪🇩🇪🤝🇺🇸 hope god will help us🙏

  7. James H.
    James H.
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    Special Greats from Germany: We are still alive😂🇩🇪 even after the winter

  8. Thomas Leity
    Thomas Leity
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    I'm too late for corrections but this guy is no longer officially the health minister. As they are still assembling the new cabinet after elections, he is only filling the position, so he is managing/acting health minister, also, that guy is a complete dufus

  9. Madi
    Madi
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    OMG Spahn really thinks he can motivated us with this Saying

  10. momcatwoo
    momcatwoo
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    That tree crack was a callout to “Spinal Tap.” Fight me.

  11. Alexander Koerbel
    Alexander Koerbel
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    Daft side note: Publishers all across German media landscape boldly reported about Jens Spahn being mocked by a popular US show. That's probably the reason for the number of German commentators here (at least that's how I came here). Tbh after reading those headlines on several big German news sites I'm pretty confused about the fact that Meyers talks about Spahn for just like 5 seconds. xD

  12. Unicorn Selene
    Unicorn Selene
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    The lady with the cilantro got kicked out because _it wasn't_ weed

  13. Joachim Korbach
    Joachim Korbach
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    As a German, I find the Minister of Health, Jens Span-joke, very amusing, but real, too. It also correspondents to what Germany can expect shortly: 1) Vaccinated. OK 2) Recovered: OK 3) Dead: Apparently the wish of all unvaccinated people I'm vaccinated three times and I don't damn well want to be in Group 3.

  14. Wizuko
    Wizuko
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    As a German I must say the prep talk worked tho. I wanna die more than ever! I'm so hyped!

  15. Alexandra P.
    Alexandra P.
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    A man from the banking sector decides about our health here in Germany. You can really rely on the man🤣😂😅😆

  16. A C
    A C
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    As a German myself.... yeah that is the reality for all Western countries, but hey, dealing with reality hasn't been one of our strengths the last year.... so let us laugh when someone dares to openly say it... man am I fed up with Western culture at this point....

  17. Jambutty
    Jambutty
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    Alex Jones has the same constipated look Donald dump has.

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    Brooke Leah
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  19. M S
    M S
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    2:00 That's the way Spahn and our government ever motivated us germans since the beginning of the pandemic 🤣🙉

  20. Hoser 96
    Hoser 96
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    I think you might be digging too deep with the Dick Tracy stuff, there's seriously only so many of us who would know that And it's Flattop btw

  21. Stephan Engelmann
    Stephan Engelmann
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    naja. die Muppet Show kommt ja auch aus den USA und da gehört er eigentlich auch hin. Ähnlichkeiten sind rein zufällig

  22. Kristopher Driver
    Kristopher Driver
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    Plenty of hemp, not enough pine lol

  23. crystal harris
    crystal harris
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    👏👏👏👏

  24. D. S.
    D. S.
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    Well ... we Germans don't do things by halves 😀👍🏼

  25. superdivemaster
    superdivemaster
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    Not Really Funny tonight ...

  26. Duke Callaway
    Duke Callaway
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    Hadashot kazav/ schmegegge

  27. Sophie
    Sophie
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    Dieser Kommentarbereich.....

  28. Ponsy
    Ponsy
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    In Germany we call this "German Angst".

    1. A C
      A C
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      Ich würde eher sagen der Realität ins Auge sehen, aber hey Realitätsverweigerung fühlt sich so viel flauschiger an, gell?

  29. bigbeardedfighter
    bigbeardedfighter
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    The last German government was a disaster in the corona crisis. This minister embezzled citizens' taxes with mask deals. Hopefully he said the Germans would have been vaccinated or recovered by the end of next winter - and he would have died. Better could not happen to Germany. Never again a period with Spahn in this country!

  30. Malte Nolden
    Malte Nolden
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    Please make more fun of Jens Spahn, he gives you more than enough area of attack, I promise.

    1. Alexander Koerbel
      Alexander Koerbel
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      He's gay so most American show masters won't dare to touch him....

  31. Peppi McPepp
    Peppi McPepp
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    German here. Take a look at our most famous childrens bedtime stories, then you'll understand why Mr. Spahn would say this and why it doesn't scare anyone but rather is a joke over here 😂

  32. FredRedFrred
    FredRedFrred
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    "Flattop" was the BEST clutch save of a punchline on satire TV the entire year -- kudos and woo hoo, Mr Myers. You rock. Happy Thanksgiving.

  33. Rose Smith
    Rose Smith
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    Makes me tense. I'm the only member that lives here vaccinated and they're all returning from the holiday with the Republican side of the family. Really pisses my daughter of when I tuck my Clorox wet wipes container under my are as I wipe down things before I touch them. I guess I'm a tad passive aggressive but hey, I keep my mouth shut at least 😂😂😂😂

  34. Persis Wynter
    Persis Wynter
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    Congratulations to the Graphics Department for a kick-ass homage to Spinal Tap! #TeamJackal

  35. Jackie Zebro
    Jackie Zebro
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    Seth Myers is so good at what he does. Not since Jon Stewart have I found someone who just cracks me up.

  36. Nico_Bennet
    Nico_Bennet
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    Correction: From my understanding, Jens Spahn should be called the Acting Health Minister, because he only holds on to his position at the moment because a new government has not been officially formed yet (Coalitions talks are over, but the ministers have not been confirmed yet) And since Spahn will be replaced, his role as Minster is only acting. (Which is also what he has been dooing for the last 2 years... acting being the Minister of Health). In German it would be "geschäftsführend", but maybe some other commentors know something else.

    1. M. N.
      M. N.
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      This is a very German comment

    2. Alexander Koerbel
      Alexander Koerbel
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      The short term for this is „lame duck“

  37. Herbert Hoppinger
    Herbert Hoppinger
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    Nobody has noticed that the German Minister of Health Jens Spahn is the twin brother of Beaker? Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii

  38. Hans-Joachim-Klaus
    Hans-Joachim-Klaus
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    Böhmermann is proud of you - more german content please :D

  39. The Santa Cruz Joker Show
    The Santa Cruz Joker Show
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    Say what you want about the Germans, they are a practical people who don't give a damn

  40. Tri Arb
    Tri Arb
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    ....umm weren't we ALL under house arrest the past 18 months?

  41. John D
    John D
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    amget.info/have/e5yhvJyHlX3GiGs/video.html

  42. Jack and Mama
    Jack and Mama
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    Seth and crew, Happy Thanksgiving. Umm, Graphics, where did they get the wishbone? That turkey had not been cut into yet. #correction

  43. C. W.
    C. W.
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    Wear a suit

  44. Deborah Freedman
    Deborah Freedman
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    The thing about mistaking cilantro for cannabis makes one realize some people don't know what pot smells like. It reminds me of something that happened to me when I was gong to HS. I walked home from my job at the lab, ready for my dinner, but my mother grabbed my arm, and pulled me outside. She pointed to some mint growing by the house. "is this marijuana?, she asked. "No, mom, it's mint." "Reader's Digest says marijuana looks like mint." "Sort of, but that's mint." "How do you know it's mint." I bent down and plucked a leaf. "It smells like mint." "Doesn't marijuana smell like mint?" "No mom, it smells like skunk." Her eyes and mouth formed an "o". "I think I've smelled marijuana by the college dorms." "Shocking. Can I eat dinner now?"

  45. Gryz Dross
    Gryz Dross
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    if people still arent vaccinated this is the most dangerous point in the pandemic for them. restrictions are being lifted and delta is obviously worse than other strains; saying germans will be vaccinated, recovered or dead seems brutal but at this point i think its accurate.

  46. George Doty-Williams
    George Doty-Williams
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    Seth definitely said "Oklahoma moman"

  47. unknown President
    unknown President
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    House arrest , under covid lol 😂

  48. Vic G
    Vic G
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    Just so you know, there’s a defenestration on The Great this season. Great show. Great defenestration.

  49. Marijuanifornia
    Marijuanifornia
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    "We're fighting the same people who we fought during World War II." - Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley Why doesn't anyone take this seriously? Who cares if Trump's former lapdog is no longer under house arrest? Trump needs to go to prison to crush the Republican Fascist threat for good.

  50. Deborah Brown
    Deborah Brown
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    Rely on wishbone 😆 🤣 😂

  51. Taylerannsupergirl
    Taylerannsupergirl
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    Spinal Tap measurements on that tree.

  52. KaritKtana
    KaritKtana
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    I thought it's just reasonable to kick soneone out if they bring cilantro

  53. Nancy Living-Co-creatively
    Nancy Living-Co-creatively
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    Love ya Seth. Cohen advising Kayne??? Once a thug... always a thug. No more Cohen for me.

  54. Jami Grace
    Jami Grace
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    10/10 to the person who captioned "[fresh laughter]" whenever laughter stopped and then started again.

  55. Kevin Street
    Kevin Street
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    Love the wishbone joke! Great dark humor.

  56. Ethan Herschenfeld
    Ethan Herschenfeld
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    wishbone!

  57. davimurph
    davimurph
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    "There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket." Prof. Dayton Voorhees How could Dr Biden possibly object to her husband reciting that?

  58. uEffects123
    uEffects123
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    It's actually funny in German because there is the concept of 3G standing for vaccinated, recovered or tested as an entry requirement for certain events or indoor activities. The joke then is that there still will be 3G next year, where the tested is replaced with dead, because in German all these words begin with the letter G. It just doesn't translate 😅

  59. Kerry Venus
    Kerry Venus
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    Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al 🙂.

  60. Kevin Barr
    Kevin Barr
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    It's like Lincoln once said "I'm getting mine! Screw everyone else!"

  61. Dondaileyii
    Dondaileyii
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    Ugh soap tasting weed. That would suck

  62. Zealotes the Aussie
    Zealotes the Aussie
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    So anyhootananny, I was in the public gallery of Congress the other day, and the Republican Senator, J T Hogtied Malarkey from Arkansas was giving a long and serious speech critiquing the effect of Warners Bros. cartoons over a fifty year period on the people of America. Now despite the fact that J T spent his whole life raising hogs in Fessup Arkansas and left school at age 6, he made some very salient points. The best point he made was that Wile E Coyote should have learned his lesson about falling off butes the first or at least second time, and that he should have listened to Foghorn Leghorn’s analysis of the Daffy Duck speech defect a little more closely, coz then he wouldn’t be quite so socialist and idealistic about universal healthcare and how to hunt wabbits in spring. Pure politically savvy genius huh?! Up there with the Gettysburg Address and the best of Truman and F D Roosevelt. I thought to myself, the US Congress has evolved to the heights of the Roman Empire and can only get better. Good grief…..

  63. Jack Lovejoy
    Jack Lovejoy
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    So, Michael Cohen was sentenced to 2020

  64. Winter A'hern
    Winter A'hern
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    Having a real Spinal Tap moment with the tree

  65. kiki jpg
    kiki jpg
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    The only thing missing for the Prep Talk is beer.

  66. Paul Kautz
    Paul Kautz
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    Actually it's not called a "pep talk" in Germany as that's not a German phrase. "Aufmunterung", probably.

  67. Brynmisk B
    Brynmisk B
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    I vow to never purchase any product that is forcibly advertised in the middle of AMget videos.

  68. Leanne Vande Kew
    Leanne Vande Kew
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    The jails should serve a Trump Club Sandwich. A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, it's full of baloney and spam with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. A tiny mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.

  69. SinfulKnight
    SinfulKnight
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    The Cilantro story/video is pretty heart breaking. That church had a service where imprisoned family members get to come for church and she brings her family member food from home. She told them it was topping but even the priest kicked her out and convinced her to stop recording as if he was going to make things right. I know it's not all of them, but it's usually fake ass religious people who are the worst to others. Oh and you know how it ended? They took her food and "Through it out". All of those people, PoS!

  70. Future Commentary
    Future Commentary
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    I wouldn't even recognize Marijuana but somehow those God fearing Christians did... And apparently confiscated it? :-)

  71. HappySwedishPancake
    HappySwedishPancake
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    What kinda punishment is house arrest??

  72. saar144
    saar144
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    House arrest during Covid is such bullshit

  73. Jack B
    Jack B
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    Fun fact: That christmas tree was donated by Spinal Tap

  74. Jennie Kreiner
    Jennie Kreiner
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    See that's why I can't go to church I would bring pot.

  75. Bob Lehmann
    Bob Lehmann
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    Roger Stone is actually The Penguin.

    1. Bill Garthright
      Bill Garthright
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      Penguins object to that characterization. :)

  76. Brian Melendy
    Brian Melendy
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    So where is Coen's punishment exactly? We ALL just got released from house arrest.

    1. Brian Melendy
      Brian Melendy
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      @Bill Garthright You are correct.

    2. Bill Garthright
      Bill Garthright
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      And what's Trump's punishment? Or Roger Stone's. Or any of the other Republican toadies and sycophants (meaning just about _everyone_ in the GOP these days). Punishing Cohen _at all_ seems like overkill, compared to that. I mean, I never liked the guy, but _nobody_ else is facing any consequences.

  77. 2gointruth With Good News of The True Gospel
    2gointruth With Good News of The True Gospel
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    “Truly I tell you; if anyone obeys my teaching he shall never know what it is to die.” - (Jesus of Nazareth the Messiah, at John 8: 51) - Where we shall each be safe and well away from all religions (even from that of the pope and from Christianity) because religions are all led by the many blind guides and false prophets that Jesus already warned us to beware of almost 2,000 years ago. When he alone (in the name of Immanuel) is the Son of Man and the true Prophet sent by God, to be always our one Teacher… These are the words of the Lord God: “I will raise up for them a prophet like you [Moses] from among their fellow Israelites, and I will put my words in his mouth.” - (at Deuteronomy 18: 18) - “Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign: A young woman is with child, and she will bear a son, and will call him Immanuel.” [“God is with us”] - (The Prophet Isaiah 7: 14) - “If you have ears to hear, then hear.” - (Jesus in the name of Immanuel the Messiah, at Mark 4: 23) - “God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.” - (at John 4: 24) - “In truth I tell you, anyone who gives heed to what I say and puts his trust in him who sent me, has hold of eternal life and does not come up for judgement, but has already passed from death to life.” - (John 5: 24) - “When you pray, go into a room by yourself, and shut the door. Pray to your Father who is there in the secret place; and your Father who sees what is secret will reward you. In your prayers do not go babbling on like the heathen, who imagine that the more they say the more likely they are to be heard. Do not imitate them. Your Father knows what your needs are before you ask him. This is how you should pray: Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, Your kingdom come; your will be done, on earth as in heaven, Give us today our daily bread, Forgive us the wrong we have done, as we have forgiven those who have wronged us. And do not bring us to the test, but save us from the evil one. For yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory, for ever. Amen. For if you forgive others the wrongs they have done, your heavenly Father will also forgive you; but if you do not forgive others, then the wrongs you have done will not be forgiven by your Father.” - (at Matthew 6: 6-15) - “Pass no judgement, and you will not be judged. For as you judge others, so you will yourselves be judged, and whatever measure you deal out to others will be dealt back to you.” - (Matthew 7: 1-2) - “Always treat others as you would like them to treat you: that is the Law and the Prophets. Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and only a few find it.” - (Matthew 7: 12-14) - “I am the gate; anyone who comes into the fold through me shall be safe. He shall go in and out and shall find pasturage. The thief comes only to steal, to kill, to destroy; I have come that men may have life, and may have it in all its fullness.” - (John 10: 9-10) - “Beware of false prophets, men who come to you dressed up as sheep while underneath they are savage wolves. You will recognize them by the fruits they bear.” - (at Matthew 7: 15-16) - “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.” - (Matthew 7: 21) - “I am the resurrection and I am life. If a man has faith in me, even though he dies, he shall come to life; and anyone who is alive and has faith shall never die.” - (John 11: 25-26) - “I have not come to judge the world, but to save the world” - (John 12: 47) - “Whoever will acknowledge me before men, I will acknowledge him before my Father in heaven; and whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven.” - (Matthew 10: 32-34) - “I am the way; I am the truth and I am life; no one comes to the Father except by me. If you knew me you would know my Father too.” - (John 14: 6-7) - “Any plant that is not of my heavenly Father’s planting will be rooted up. Leave them alone; they are blind guides, and if one blind man guides another they will both fall into the ditch.” - (Matthew 15: 13-14) - “The disciples came to Jesus and asked, ‘Who is the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven?’ He called a child, set him in front of them, and said, ‘I tell you this: unless you turn round and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of Heaven. Let a man humble himself till he is like this child, and he will be the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven. Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me. But if a man is a cause of stumbling to one of these little ones who have faith in me, it would be better for him to have a millstone hung round his neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea. Alas for the world that such causes of stumbling arise! Come they must, but woe betide the man through who they come!’” - (Matthew 18: 1-7) - “Though many are called, few are chosen.” - (Matthew 22: 14) - “An expert in the law, [a leading religious Pharisee] tested him with this question: ‘Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?’ He answered, ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind. That is the greatest commandment. It comes first. The second is like it: Love your neighbour as yourself. Everything in the Law and the Prophets hangs on these two commandments.’” - (Matthew 22: 35-40) - “Do not call any man on earth ‘father’; for you have one Father and he is in heaven. Nor must you be called ‘teacher’; you have one Teacher, the Messiah.” - (Matthew 23: 9-10) - “Take care that no one misleads you: For many will come claiming my name…” - (Matthew 24: 4) - “Many false prophets will arise, and will mislead many; and as lawlessness spreads, men’s love for one another will grow cold. But the man who holds out to the end will be saved. And this gospel of the Kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the earth as a testimony to all nations; and then the end will come.” - (Matthew 24: 11-14) - “There is no greater love than this, that a man should lay down his life for his friends.” - (John 15: 13) - "Stay awake, and pray that you may be spared the test: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." - (Matthew 26: 41) - “However, when he comes who is the Spirit of truth; he will guide you into all the truth.” - (John 16: 13) - “Teach them to observe all that I have commanded you. And be assured, I am with you always, to the end of time.” - (Matthew 28: 20) Yours, in true Spirit and in our one given prayer, 2gointruth, on Wednesday the 24th of November 2021: - (Matthew 5: 14-16) - Where every minute (of both day and night) can be a new beginning for any one of us. Let it always be you. Pray to God often, in the way prescribed above before it is all too late.

  78. NOAH R
    NOAH R
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    😂😂🤣🤣

  79. Zesty
    Zesty
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    If you have to be under house arrest for 18 months, a pandemic is the time to do it.

  80. NOAH R
    NOAH R
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    😂🤣🤣😅😆

  81. NOAH R
    NOAH R
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    😂😂🤣🤣😅😅 those are some weird looking people 😳.

  82. James Kerr
    James Kerr
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    Does anyone think Santa will give Donald a present.

  83. scott shannon
    scott shannon
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    I have always wondered why Michael Cohen did not tell the DOJ about all of Trumps crimes he was witness to or why he doesn't now? They could have Trump in jail today if he would just talk.

  84. Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs
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    18 months of house arrest? Haven’t we _all_ been doing that?

    1. Bill Garthright
      Bill Garthright
      2 օր առաջ

      Nope. I've had 15 _years_ of house arrest - ever since I retired. It's been _wonderful._ I hear there was a pandemic, though. Too bad for the rest of you. :)

  85. Zaroff's Trophy Room
    Zaroff's Trophy Room
    2 օր առաջ

    Mr Cohen, are you now or have you ever been a member? No no, just a member? Keep saying member. It sounds funny now. Mem-ber. Memmm. Berrrrr. You are a member.

  86. Vaccinated2x
    Vaccinated2x
    2 օր առաջ

    👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 Micheal Cohen, the lovable real life lovable bad guy.

  87. Kaydiasez
    Kaydiasez
    2 օր առաջ

    Maybe don't make jokes about a woman being racially attacked by her church and having her incarcerated sister being put in direct danger of disciplinary action... It's not really funny.

    1. Bill Garthright
      Bill Garthright
      2 օր առաջ

      I would never have heard about it except for this. The thing about humor is that it can be educational - in the sense of bringing stuff to our attention - as well as entertaining. Try listening to the Scathing Atheist podcast, sometime. It's funny, but it also demonstrates how much stuff is left out of news reports. (Of course, that's inevitable. And we atheists are a minority, so stuff affecting us doesn't get as much notice just because the media are trying to appeal to the most people they can.)

  88. russell zauner
    russell zauner
    2 օր առաջ

    There once was a man from nantucket who went back there for thanksgiving dinner it's not a limerick you just have a filthy mind

  89. Chris Kriskovic
    Chris Kriskovic
    2 օր առաջ

    Smaller selection of Xmas this year because producers see selling fewer at higher prices as win-win. Just another of the many groups opportunistic capitalists ripping off the public…because they can.

  90. masteryoda394
    masteryoda394
    2 օր առաջ

    As someone who lives in Germany I love the German healtch minister joke, very accurate

    1. Jan Schulte
      Jan Schulte
      Ժամ առաջ

      @claude enaude Placebos werden im Rahmen von klinischen Studien eingesetzt. Sobald ein Impfstoff die Zulassung bekommen hat erhalten alle Patienten den Impfstoff in der vorgesehenen Menge und niemand mehr ein Placebo.

    2. claude enaude
      claude enaude
      3 ժամ առաջ

      @Jan Schulte frage ist ob er ein Placebo bekommen hat oder 3mal volle dröhnung

    3. Jan Schulte
      Jan Schulte
      5 ժամ առաջ

      @claude enaude wenn er die dritte Impfung bekommen hat zählt er zur Risikogruppe und hatte gute Chancen ohne Impfung bereits im Frühling zu versterben.

    4. masteryoda394
      masteryoda394
      18 ժամ առաջ

      @Alexander Koerbel ✌️👍

    5. Alexander Koerbel
      Alexander Koerbel
      19 ժամ առաջ

      As someone who lives in Germany as well, I'd like to add that this is far away from being considered pep talk in Germany.

  91. Jeff Lord
    Jeff Lord
    2 օր առաջ

    Important photographic jackal correction: in the joke mentioning the Port Authority about people traveling through the NY/NJ airports, the picture is clearly a photo of London's Heathrow Airport which has those lettered Zone signs. And it's not even a recent picture -- BMI (or bmi), the airline with the logo in the middle of the picture, stopped flying in 2012. Graphics strikes again!

    1. macforme
      macforme
      Օր առաջ

      Great catch... like the graphics dept... not many people would know that. This is what happens when people go for the first photo that fits the basic requirements.🤣

  92. Kevin Batdorf
    Kevin Batdorf
    2 օր առաջ

    cool thing about the live audience is that Seth makes way more mistakes for us Jackals to eat up

  93. Fair Life
    Fair Life
    2 օր առաջ

    30 rock tree should have been the one from Charlie Browns Christmas 🎄 😆

  94. Ronald Reed
    Ronald Reed
    2 օր առաջ

    Thank you Seth...

  95. GleePotter8468
    GleePotter8468
    2 օր առաջ

    House arrest… during covid/quarantine…. ok?

  96. Robert Miller
    Robert Miller
    2 օր առաջ

    The exaggerated laughter takes away from the show, I look forward to every posting but the exaggerated laughter is killing the vibe

    1. My mastiff slobbers
      My mastiff slobbers
      2 օր առաջ

      If Covid gets much worse, all of the hosts might be right back wherever they were before audiences returned. Colbert might burst a blood vessel.